Guard dog? Nay…
My dog would make a terrible guard dog… She doesn’t bark, will excitedly welcome any stranger into the house and will accept bribes of food or belly-rubs. (But mostly food.)
Traitorous dog, tsk.
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My dog would make a terrible guard dog… She doesn’t bark, will excitedly welcome any stranger into the house and will accept bribes of food or belly-rubs. (But mostly food.)
Traitorous dog, tsk.