14 points
15 minutes of pure mayhem and panic later, I am now licensed to terrorize for a lifetime.
Attention, world.
Contrary to popular belief, I have not died and gone to heaven; I have merely gone down the never-ending rabbit hole of binge coding and sporadic reading. I am still breathing.
Count ‘em, 10 days of freedom
Why hello there, (temporary) liberty, you’ve been a long time coming 
You sure weren’t easy to come by…
Guard dog? Nay…
My dog would make a terrible guard dog… She doesn’t bark, will excitedly welcome any stranger into the house and will accept bribes of food or belly-rubs. (But mostly food.)
Traitorous dog, tsk.
$7.95
Probably the best amount of money I’ve spent in a while.
Metafilter, and more specifically, AskMeFi.
On life
It sucks so badly right now, it doesn’t even qualify to be a horrible pun for bad sex, let alone a poor metaphor.
Of bureaucracy
It irks me greatly when bureaucracy gets in the way of getting things done.
Freedom
Is intoxicating
And another one.
The darkest pits of desperation…they are the hardest to climb out of.
And now…
An overwhelming sense of discomfit.
