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		<title>14 points</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/326/14-points</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 03:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[15 minutes of pure mayhem and panic later, I am now licensed to terrorize for a lifetime.]]></description>
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		<title>Attention, world.</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/316/attention-world</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contrary to popular belief, I have not died and gone to heaven; I have merely gone down the never-ending rabbit hole of binge coding and sporadic reading. I am still breathing.]]></description>
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		<title>Count &#8216;em, 10 days of freedom</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/309/count-em-10-days-of-freedom</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why hello there, (temporary) liberty, you&#8217;ve been a long time coming You sure weren&#8217;t easy to come by&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Guard dog? Nay&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/295/guard-dog-nay</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My dog would make a terrible guard dog&#8230; She doesn&#8217;t bark, will excitedly welcome any stranger into the house and will accept bribes of food or belly-rubs. (But mostly food.) Traitorous dog, tsk.]]></description>
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<p>Traitorous dog, tsk.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://nodebox.metaforix.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dog.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-298" title="dog" src="http://nodebox.metaforix.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/dog-869x1024.jpg" alt="dog" width="695" height="819" /></a></p>
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		<title>$7.95</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/274/7-95</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Probably the best amount of money I&#8217;ve spent in a while. Metafilter, and more specifically, AskMeFi.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Probably the best amount of money I&#8217;ve spent in a while.</p>
<p><a title="Metafilter" href="http://www.metafilter.com" target="_blank">Metafilter</a>, and more specifically, <a title="AskMeFi" href="http://ask.metafilter.com" target="_blank">AskMeFi</a>.</p>
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		<title>On life</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/255/on-life</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 14:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It sucks so badly right now, it doesn&#8217;t even qualify to be a horrible pun for bad sex, let alone a poor metaphor.]]></description>
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		<title>Of bureaucracy</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/242/of-bureaucracy</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It irks me greatly when bureaucracy gets in the way of getting things done.]]></description>
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		<title>Freedom</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/214/freedom</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is intoxicating]]></description>
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		<title>And another one.</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/211/and-another-one</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The darkest pits of desperation&#8230;they are the hardest to climb out of.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The darkest pits of desperation&#8230;they are the hardest to climb out of.</p>
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		<title>And now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://nodebox.metaforix.net/asides/209/and-now</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An overwhelming sense of discomfit.]]></description>
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